Unmissable Things To Do in London in March 2026
The days are gradually getting longer, there are whole hours when it doesn’t rain, and we’re back with our March list of Unmissable Things To Do in London!
Look for the Woman Festival | The Rosemary Branch | Throughout March
A mix of clown with dance, puppetry, sketch comedy, drag, poetry and even fine art.
The Uncontainable Nausea of Alec Baldwin | New Diorama Theatre | 3-24 March | From £11
TG WORKS is a migrant-led, cross-disciplinary experimental theatre company, led by artist Tommaso Giacomin, debuts this dangerous mix of conscience and violence.
Nourishing Iftar by First Date | Something Good, Deptford | 3 March | £21.99
Join foodie favourite Ziad this Ramadan for a nourishing Iftar, an intimate, community dining experience designed to gently restore the body while honouring food as ritual, memory, and care.
Club Mofo Live Presents | Corsica Studios | 5 March | £15.40
Celebrate the legacy of pioneering leftfield music institution Corsica Studios with this special edition of DIY she-punk night Club Mofo for a night full of hot new bands for queerdos and allies.
Kemah Bob: Love Child (WIP) | Pleasance | 6 March | From £10
This is your chance to see new comedy material around the theme of inheritance from Kemah Bob.
Duckie 7/11 | St Paul’s Church | 7 March | From £10
Alternative queer cabaret and club night Duckie relaunches in a church, with a buffet and new music stylings for an earlier night of mayhem from 7-11pm.
Sam Hickman: First Woman | Camden People’s Theatre | 7 March | From £12
Discover the magic of comedy harp with the insanely talented and glamorous Sam Hickman.
Piehouse 1st Birthday! | Piehouse Co-Op | 7 March | From £8
Raise a glass to London’s most radical space for 1 year of changing the game for live music, film and arts venues.
Palestine Comedy Club + Stand Up & Q&A | Rich Mix | 7 March | £14.50
A funny, heartwarming and touching tale of Palestine’s first stand up comedy club. A road trip movie which brings you behind the headlines and shows how arts can truly heal.
Let’s Dance | Trinity Laban Conservatoire of Music and Dance | 8 March | FREE
A free day of dance demos, classes and workshops around something called ‘dance science’.
Hackney Bridge Bottle Factory Flea Market | Hackney Bridge | 8 March | From £3
Our fave shop Chi Chi Ra Ra lives on at this epic vintage fair run by the stylish people behind Peckham Car Boot.
Shallowspace | Camden People’s Theatre | 11 & 13 March | From £12
A trans sci-fi body horror play – one to watch.
Black Athena Festival | Rich Mix | 13-21 March
Dance, theatre, music, and live art collide in this fiesta including a 360° gig, Nigerian theatre and an anime-infused dance-theatre piece.
zack mennell: contaminated materials | Safehouse 1&2, Peckham | 14 March | From £12
zack mennell explores how we can transform items, objects and materials which carry negative associations.
Sick Girl Films Presents: I Saw The TV Glow | Piehouse Co-op | 15 March | From £5
Sick girl films consists of two disabled queer people who love horror and this time present the dysmorphia of contemporary cult classic I saw the TV Glow.
Cardion Arts | ICA | 20 March | From £12
A night of performance from Wet Mess, Nando Messias, Travis Alabanza, Adam Christensen and Emily Pope raising funds for akt.
Deptford Literature Festival | 21-28 March
A refreshingly down-to-earth literature festival from London Writer’s Centre (formerly Spread the Word) includes free events, accessible events and useful workshops for writers to get ahead.
Le Gateau Chocolat & Adrienne Truscott: GREY ARIAS | Southbank Centre | 21 & 22 March | From £27
An unmissable pairing of cabaret/comedy legends.
Sébastien Tellier | KOKO | 23 March | £35.50
Cult French superstar Sebastien Tellier takes KOKO.
There Is a Spotlight That Never Goes Out | Phoenix Arts Club | 25 March | From £15.68
A new show from ‘queen of character comedy’ Tracey Collins singing The Smiths.
La Monocle Present: Bottoms | The Cinema Museum | 25 March | £10
A good chance to rediscover the queer fight club comedy in the sublime surroundings of The Cinema Museum.
The Present Is Not Enough | Battersea Arts Centre | 26 & 27 March | Pay What You Can
A visual feast with immersive sound scape based around themes of cruising, intimacy and utopian ideals.
Trans People are Awful | Camden People’s Theatre | 28 March | £10
A trans serial killer bypasses NHS waiting list by dismembering cis-men.
The Butcher | The Pent Theatre | 28 March | £11.55
A gothic character comedy indulging in the darkest Black Country folklore.
Rojak Party | Bonnington Cafe | 29 March
A vegan Singaporean 🇸🇬 brunch feast at the beautiful Bonnington Cafe.
Did we forget any unmissable things to do in London? We almost certainly did – please let us know in the comments below or contact us!
Occasionally the To Do List team are forced to work together.
Rupert likes: free, cheap & offbeat London, especially: cabaret, art, theatre, pop-ups, eating out, quirky films, museums, day trips, social enterprise & much more.
Stuart likes: nice pubs, film marathons, not doing real marathons, bad comedy, plays/musicals with shorter second halves, and the Oxford comma.
