Loserville To Do List – February – Part Two

Happy Valentine’s Day! We’re clearly feeling amorous in part 2 of Loserville’s guide to February. We feature: horrifically bad stripper film, porn star opera, mummies, new music, trannies, sexual nature and Kath & Kim.

Week 3

Wed 16: ‘Showgirls’ at Deptford Film Club | Birds Nest, Deptford | £3

DFC asks: ‘Is it a feminist classic or a misogynist nightmare? Is it sexy or grotesque? Who knows? Imagine Burlesque + A Star is Born + Ziegfield Follies + cocaine + titties, multiplied by a billion.” Starring Jessie from Saved by the Bell as a raving …we love this film a little too much, even if it is dreadful.

Thu 17: British Museum Late: The Book of the Dead | British Museum | Free

We love late night mummy-fueled museum fun! This one includes performances from Periplum, a super theatre company whose shows are explosive, film installations, Egyptian dance, storytelling and other crafty shiz. Plus we’re assuming you can have a bevvy!

17 Feb -4 March: Anna Nicole | Royal Opera House | £varies

Pornstar opera about our favourite tragic hero. Nuff said…trailer here.

Week 4

22-26: Roundhouse Rising | Roundhouse  | £varies

New music extravaganza from the yoof element including nights by Eat Your Own Ears and Fuck the Whiteboard.

Wed 23: The Paradise Lounge | Royal Vauxhall Tavern | £5

Myra’s Pop-up working men’s club ensures tranny fueled LIVE SOAP OPERA for punters! Can’t wait!!

Wed 23: The London Launch of ArtWank! | 2000-2300 | The Horse Hospital | £varies

Ophelia Bitz presents a multi-sensory night of rare antique porn, cabaret performance and interactive lectures from contemporary sex professionals at Bloomsbury’s fantastic Horse Hospital. Performances, lectures, erotic cinema and the best name of a night we’ve ever heard.

Fri 25: Frank Chickens help Shunt take over ICA | 2245 | ICA | £Free

Shunt takes over the ICA and invites an eclectic mix of artists to join the party. From intimate one-to-one moments to full-blown spectacle, experience their unpredictable fun-fair of performance. And guess who’s headling, yes it’s Fosters Comedy Award Winning, Loserville’s favourite insane treat: Frank Chickens, so expect wacky japanese dance routines a g0 g0.

Fri 25: Eat Your Heart Out: Enforced | 1930 | Stratford Circus | £6 earlybird

F*ck frills & fan dancing! Boo cabaret! EYHO presents something a little bit more interesting…featuring Scottee, Bourgeois & Maurice and many more oddballs…all in  the sunny Olympics land of Stratford


Fri 25: After Hours at the Natural History Museum featuring their new exhibition ‘Sexual Nature | 1800-2230 | £free but exhibition is £8

Explore the surprising and beautiful world of sex in nature at this eye-opening exhibition in the Jerwood gallery off Dinosaur Way. The exhibition contains frank information and imagery about sex. And while you see those raunchy animals you can have a lovely drinky too.

Sat 26: Kath & Kim Night | 1930-0200 | 229 the venue, West End | £5

Back to back Kath & Kim. Wine Time. Noice songs.