Notes From a Small Office

When boredom strikes…

BLACK SCREEN

VOICEOVER (O.S)

In a world where mankind has never

grown comfortable with airing petty

grievances…

FADE TO:

INT. OFFICE – MORNING

A group of depressed office workers sit hunched over their desks. Just one man appears animated, working hard.

VOICEOVER (O.S.) (CONT.)

…and where outbursts of pent-up aggression

are a thing of the imagination…

CUT TO:

Close up on the busy worker, who tears a sheet of yellow paper into a small square, writes something on it out of shot, turns it over, and adds a strip of glue along one edge.

VOICEOVER (O.S.) (CONT.)

…one man is about to change…

The busy worker stands up, reaches over the dividing wall between his desk and his nearest colleague’s, and slaps the sticky note onto the wall so that she can read it: “STOP STEALING MY MILK YOU FAT FUCKING BITCH!”

VOICEOVER (O.S.) (CONT.)

…everything.

CUT TO TITLE:

“POST-IT® – THE MOVIE”

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SW

Stuart Wilson

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I am Joint Editor at To Do List. I like: nice pubs, film marathons, not doing real marathons, bad comedy, plays/musicals with shorter second halves, and the Oxford comma.