London To Do List – 24-30 March

London To Do List – 24-30 March

Our fab weekly London To Do List continues, with plenty of free, cheap and offbeat treats to get you through the week!

// Pick of the Week //

shindigBourgeois & Maurice present SHINDIG | Ace Hotel, Shoreditch | Thursday, 27th Mar | 8pm | £10

To Do List favourites Bourgeois & Maurice host a monthly performance night at the Ace Hotel in Shoreditch – last Thursday of the month.

This Thursday, the lineup includes ScotteeRachel PorterNathan PenlingtonOctavioThe Chalkwell Ladies Drum n Bass League.

They Say: Shindig brings together B&M’s favourite humans from the worlds of comedy, music and performance-artism for a mixed bill fuelled by a thirst for experimentation, fun and vodka cocktails.

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// Monday //

dandelionheartDandelion Heart | Camden People’s Theatre | 9pm | £12/10

An absurd and darkly comic play which hurls its characters across the stage, genuinely believe that they might just take flight. At its core, Dandelion Heart asks fundamental questions of the nature of humanity and being human, and why, so often, all we really want to do is run away.

They Say: Expect fantastic, expect devilishly clever, expect daredevil neartoolatelastminuteoooohhe’sgotoutjustintime escapes and japes and high quality high jinks. Expect these things, because expected, generally, happens.

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// Tuesday //

pheromonesPheromone Party | Stories | 7:30pm | £10

If it’s good enough for Los Angeles, it’s good enough for London! “LA’s hottest matchmaking event” arrives in London, and it’s all about the science of smell… If you really want to find out who you’ve got chemistry with, just follow your nose.

RULES: Guests sleep in a clean, white, cotton t-shirt for 3 nights in a row to capture their odour print and bring this in a ziploc bag to the party.

Special guests include Odette ToiletteEtat Libre D’ OrangeNovemto KomoMary Beth Morossa.

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// Wednesday //

theirrepressiblesThe Irrepressibles – NUDE | Village Underground | 7.30pm | £14

The Irrepressibles return with the sexually charged Nude, a melange of influences from New Wave, Grunge and Exotica combining for “a darkly sensual and playfully chaotic mix”.

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// Wednesday – Saturday //

sohosketchfestivalThe Soho Sketch Festival | Various Venues | 7.30pm

They Say: The official Soho celebration of all things sketch! Featuring award winners, tv stars and acclaimed funny people – four days of the best Character and Sketch comedy in the UK.

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// Thursday //

guiltandshameGuilt & Shame: Going Straight | Hen & Chickens Theatre | 9:30pm | £9

The first preview of Guilt & Shame’s new show for 2014 – following the  amazing success of 2012’s Up All Night and 2013’s Addicted To Everything.

They Say: Orgies, murders, bank robberies and boy bands. Gay virgin Rob and unstoppable womaniser Gabe have been involved in them all. These boys really need to change their hedonistic ways so they join a strange religious cult. But their new found god has some very weird rules. Wild sketch comedy with crazy Christians, sex mad Zombies and a disco loving Grim Reaper, Guilt & Shame: Going Straight is anything but.

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// Friday //

katebushticketsBook Your Kate Bush Tickets! | 9:30am

The kookiest, quirkiest, and downright coolest musical artist of her generation is returning to the Hammersmith Apollo for a run of 15 shows.

We’re sure you don’t need telling twice that Kate Bush tickets will sell VERY FAST. So make sure you’re up bright and early on Friday 28th!

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// Saturday //

foresthillfilmfestivalScreenwriting Workshop | The Hob, Forest Hill | From Midday | FREE

Forest Hill’s Mini Film Festival is a four day programme of film related events in, erm, Forest Hill. This workshop at The Hob pub is for you if you’d like to learn the basics of screen-writing and have a go at writing a short screen-play yourself.

The Forest Hill Mini Film Festival runs from March 25th until March 30th – Full Programme Here // More Info

// Sunday //

littlenansbarLittle Nan’s Mothering Sunday High Tea | Little Nan’s Bar | From 1pm

Treat your Mum to a tipple and a slice of cake, or splash out on one of Little Nan’s Cream Teas. Reservations aren’t essential, but if you would like to reserve a table and order the High Tea, email

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weirdosWeirdos Comedy Club | The Lion, Stoke Newington | 8pm | £7

Weirdos Comedy Club present Blueprint Part 2 (Part 3). A delightfully bonkers comedy night, featuring special guests Robin and Partridge, Depresstival & Darren Maskell.

They Say: Electric. Exciting. Ridiculous. Completely stupid fun.

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Coming Next Week…



I am Joint Editor at To Do List. I like: nice pubs, film marathons, not doing real marathons, bad comedy, plays/musicals with shorter second halves, and the Oxford comma.