At last, Burger Queen, fatty talent contest is here…YUM! Tonight at the RVT

At last, it’s here. Don’t you dare miss friend of Loserville, Scottee’s Burger Queen Contest…tonight at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern.

Celebrity judges (including the rather Psychovilletastic Christopher Biggins)| Burgers all round | FatTASTIC Talents including TASTE, STYLE and TALENT rounds all making a rather spectacular first celebration of the chub.

Buy tickets here to guarantee room for your fat ass…