Burger Queen 2012 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 1st March 2012
To Do List likes its food. There, we’ve admitted it. So we felt right at home celebrating all that is good about grub-loving at Scottee‘s chubtastic festival of flab, Burger Queen 2012!
Every Thursday in March, Scottee and co are searching for the perfect chunky chap(-ette), in good old-fashioned Miss World stylee (kind of).
They say: “Each chunky contestant will endure three rounds designed to find the perfect chub to be crowned Burger Queen 2012. Rounds include trend (flaunting your fat fashion), taste (your signature dish served to our judges) and talent (light entertainment for heavy weights).”
Expect: impractical outfits, dodgy cooking, and dubious ‘talents’… and belly laughs a-plenty.
Don’t expect: Paloma Faith to turn up. Or seamless cohesion. Order is boring anyway, long live chaos!
Burger Queen heats every Thursday until the big ol’ grand finale on the 29th – get tickets here: http://burger-queen.info/
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