7 Alternative Christmas Songs!

The lewd (“Here Comes Fatty Claws”), the crude (“Swearytale of New York”), the cute (She & Him’s “Baby It’s Cold Outside”) and other Christmas offbeat classics come together in our list below or listen to a megamix via our Spotify playlist..

Akim & Teddy Vann – “Santa Claus Is A Black Man”, from A John Waters Christmas

Adam Kay – “Swearytale of New York”

“Here Comes Fatty with his Sack of Shit”

Miss Hope Springs – “Sing One Song”

Mike Oldfield – “In Dulci Jubilo” (Christmas Version)

She & Him – “Baby It’s Cold Outside”

La Poule Plombée and Marcel Lucont – “You Put the “No” in Noël”

Should any other alternative Christmas songs be on our list? Leave a comment below with your tips.

About Rupert Dannreuther

I am Joint Editor at To Do List. I like free, cheap & offbeat London, especially: cabaret, art, theatre, pop-ups, eating out, quirky films, museums, day trips, social enterprise & much more.